The Gaffes

Written by Thomas Duder, Author of the Things
For Anubis Unit

CALL IT A GAFFE CALL IT A FUCKING MISTAKE
YOU AIN'T BLACK, YOU DON'T KNOW SQUAT JACK
CALL IT IT'S WORTH, A SPADE A FUCKING SPADE
YOU AIN'T BLACK IF YOU DON'T VOTE LIKE FREDDIE MAC

CALL IT A PROBLEM OR WHAT IT FUCKING WILL
YOU AIN'T VOTE, GO GET YOUR FUCKING FILL
YOU LOST MELANIN, VRO, CAN'T YOU SEE
YOU AIN'T BLACK IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR ME

(chorus)

YOU AIN'T BLACK IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR ME
WHAT YOU WANT SO MOTE IT BE
YOU AIN'T BLACK IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR ME
LOOK AROUND GIVE A HAND OR GO FOR OTHER ME

YOU AIN'T BLACK IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR ME
LISTEN FAT, CAN'T YOU FUCKING SEE
YOU AIN’T BLACK IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR ME
YOU AIN'T BLACK IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR ME

THE CAUCAUS, AFRO-AMERICAN COMMUNITY
NOT AS DIVERSE AS THE LATINO'S (SIIII)
VIVA LA RAZA SO LONG AS THEY GO VOTE
WATCH 'EM CLOCK 'EM AS THEY ALL START TO CHOKE

I'M ELECTABLE, HAVEN'T YOU SEEN THE FUCKING NEWS?
ALL THE MINORITIES, EVEN MY FAVORITE JEWS
THE KING OF THE BLACKS, MISTER FARRAKHAN
THEY ALL KNOW WHAT SIDE THEY FUCKING ON

LISTEN TO THE OLDHEADS, THEY KNOW BETTER THAN YOU
THEY ALL AGREE THE MEDIA, I'M ELECTABLE DUDE
THEY ALL KNOW EXACTLY WHAT SIDE TO BE
THEY ALL BLACK 'CUZ THEY ALL VOTE FOR ME

SHOUT OUT TO THE CHARLAMEGNE (BASED GOD)
DRINKIN' THE ORANGEAID, I AIN'T 'BOUT THAT HATERADE
CRYIN' BANGERANG, WE RUSHIN' THE POLLS
HITTIN' THE PRIMETIME WITH NO CLEAR GOALS

CUZ

(chorus)

YOU AIN'T BLACK IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR ME
WHAT YOU WANT SO MOTE IT BE
YOU AIN'T BLACK IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR ME
LOOK AROUND GIVE A HAND OR GO FOR OTHER ME

YOU AIN'T BLACK IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR ME
LISTEN FAT, CAN'T YOU FUCKING SEE
YOU AINT' BLACK IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR ME
YOU AIN'T BLACK IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR ME

(bridge)

Runnin' shit
We run this shit
From the depths of the goddamn basement
I never have to try (trytrytry)
Still winnin'
So it's said on CNN
MSNBC
Al Sharpton lookin' fivehead
They know I fuckin' kill
From Mornin' Joe to The Hill
Tryhard's stay complainin'
Look Jack, I don't even know where the fuck I am right now
Like
Where the fuck am I?
Who...who are you?
I'm just here vibin'
No policy to define to the death of ME
No stress no flex, the block got my back
You ain't even 3/5th's the nigga I am
I'm runnin' hard on that Republican ticket
Wait, wait, for the Democrats, rights?
Look around help out or go vote for Other Biden
Fuckin' pushups...we doin' fuckin' pushups...

YOU AIN'T BLACK IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR ME
WHAT YOU WANT SO MOTE IT BE
YOU AIN'T BLACK IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR ME
LOOK AROUND GIVE A HAND OR GO FOR OTHER ME

YOU AIN'T BLACK IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR ME
LISTEN FAT, CAN'T YOU FUCKING SEE
YOU AINT' BLACK IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR ME
YOU AIN'T BLACK IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR ME

[random "gaffes" from Biden]
[overlay repeat: "SNIFF SNIFF, SNIFF SNIFF"]
[fade out]