Demo Album - (2015)

1. 1200 Lbs of Penis

(TWELVE HUNDRED POUNDS
OF
PENIS) x2

Every night I go out to
satisfy my lust
the people all love me
they surround me with their trust

Whipping and slapping
every upturned ass I see
give them a pearl necklace
it means nothing to me

I've used and abused
slaves from Mars to Venus
they come to expect it
I got twelve-hundred pounds of penis!

I hate to think with my dicks
That's not how I like to get my kicks
It feels so right but it looks so wrong
I don't care I just wanna get it on

(chorus)

(TWELVE HUNDRED POUNDS
OF
PENIS)x3

Bridge
(During bridge, this is spoken by J:

I'ts not like it's one huge cock you know, it's actually seven of them.  Seven huge freakin' tentacle genitals!  Genticles!  All of them are for you and our DAAAAAAAAARLING slaves, baby, yeah!  Well all except for the seventh one, that's dirty and for potty time onliy!  What, you want me to do what with my dirty potty genticle?!  Ewwww, no!  Pee time is meeee tiiiiiime!  Oh, okay, just this once!  UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNGH!)

(break back into verse)

Get a squid in a leglock
and you'll look just like me
Y'know I got Cthulu
hanging down in my pants

I work so hard to
fit in with society
only to discover
the truth will set you free

From the poor to the rich
ask anyone who's seen us
They'll tell you about how
I GOT TWELVE HUNDRED POUNDS OF PENIS!

I hate to think with my dicks
That's not how I like to get my kicks
It feels so right but it looks so wrong
I don't care I just wanna get it on

(chorus)
(TWELVE HUNDRED POUNDS
OF
PENIS)x3

Penorz!
Penii!
Penises!
Penonos!
...(skip three beats, then) PEEEENAAAAAAAUS! (whole band: PEEEENAAAAAAAUS!!!!!!)

2. Shame You

MONSTER
That's what they call me~!
DEMONS
Pain and suffering, wet and tearing

EVIL
the roads to Hell are many!  paved with gold
MONSTER
got to figure out my twisted

Destiny!

Shame of the politicians
Shame that lasts for seven generations
Shame of the family matter
Only for those who dare to ever

(Desire...the power!) x4
(SHAME YOU~!)x2

(bridge)

WICKED
the fate that calls so hollow
WASTED
the lies we're forced to swallow

FIGHTING
fight through the endless dismay
DEATH
the only rewards for the proud and true!

Shame of the mother
Shame of the father
Shame of the world that erred before you

(SHAME YOU~!)x3

(silence)x3

ROCK YOU!
HATE YOU!
KNOW YOU!
LOVE YOU!

IN YOU!
ON YOU!
FOR YOU!

SHAME YO~OOOOOOOOOOOU!

3. Rockarageous


I walked a mile in his shoes
When I found the rhythm fell in love with the blues

It's not like everyday's always the same
It's just the winds of change are blowing our way

We rocked the Richter Scale to 10.5
Holdin' your body so close to mine
We're ready to roll 'cuz she's ready to go
It's gonna be one helluva horrorshow

IT'S ROCKARAGEOUS!
WE ROCKED FOR AGES!
IT'S ROCKARAGEOUS!
ROCKED HER FOR AGES!!!!

It came together like crazy glue
Breakin' down the floor just to entertain you

And when the fire burned from ceiling to floor
All you ever wanted was to let it burn more

(slowed down beat)

Gettin' to the party and it's on full swing
Cool cats and kittens start to do their thing
Reach for her hand, start to dance real slow
I'm ready to go but she's already NUUUUMB

IT'S ROCKARAGEOUS!
WE ROCKED FOR AGES!
IT'S ROCKARAGEOUS!
ROCKED HER FOR AGES!!!!

IT'S ROCKARAGEOUS-AGEOUS!!
IT'S ROCKARAGEOUS-AGEOUS!!
WE ROCKED FOR AGES!
IT'S ROCKARAGEOUS-AGEOUS!!!!!!!

4.  Another Prom Song With Zombies

The rings and the chains
and her rotting brains
(music starts)
That's how we love
like lovers
should

Comin' on home on a friday night
I'm feelin'
kinda shaky and my nerves are tight
But you know
In the crypt
In the tomb
Like lovers should

Alone at your tomb I'm waitin' for you
I'm feelin'
kinda wonky and I'm ready to do
What I must
In the grave
In her bed
Like lovers do

('Cuz when your darlings' a zombie
Your best friends a shovel) and a spade
(Creeping and crawling and stalking the night)
Performing atrocities unafraid
Ready to face the day together
Ready to face the day to come
Ready to face the day~!

(bridge)
 
(Creeping and crawling we stalk)

Her bones jangling
Her viscera gleams
(music starts)
That's how we love
Like lovers do

Take her to meet my ol' mom and dad
I'm reelin'
From the blows she delivers to them
And then we
drag 'em home
drag 'em down
Like lovers would

Finishing what she's done unto me
I'm seein'
Her point of view and it's plain to see
And now we
Lay me down
Lay her down
Like lovers do

Like lovers do
Like lovers
Do-do lay me down
lay we down
like lovers do

5. The Mean Measures of Today

There is money in chaos
There is money in religion
There is money in race
There is money in division

The protest songs of yesterday
Are now the top 40's of today
There is money in suffering
There is money in lies

(transition beat)

HEY YO!
Fuck the world of today!
HEY YO!
Get it quick while you can!
HEY HEY!
Fuck the world of today
The trees don't mean shit
But the cash they can portray

There is money in violence
There is money thanks to the media
There is money to be made
There is money thanks to the corporate contracts

All the protesters of yesterday
Are now the leaders of today
Traipse down, hand in hand
Selling out for their fellow man

There is money in the white house
There's money thanks to the corporate sponsors
There is money in the GOP
There is money for the free

(transition beat)

HEY YO!
Fuck the world of today!
HEY YO!
Kristallnacht comin' our way!
HEY HEY!
Fuck the world of today
Who needs free water when it's bottled
And shipped away?
HEY YO!
Fuck the world of today!
HEY YO!
It's how the media portrays!
HEY HEY!
Your life doesn't matter
Save the money that you generate
And the choices that you make

There is money for you and me
Only when it's 'tween you and me
There is money for everyone
Hoarded thanks to the greed of the few

We are trapped in a cycle
Full of viciousness and despair
When - will there be a way out?
WHEN - even the final options are all refused to us.

(transition beat)

HEY YO!
Fuck the world of today!
HEY YO!
It's all shit anyway!
HEY HEY!
Ruined before we're born
HEY YO!
Ruined by those before us

HEY YO!
There's blood in the streets tonight
HEY YO!
Another innocent will die
HEY HEY!
Fuck the world of today
HEY YO!
When we all rationalize

HEY YO!
Fuck the world of today
HEY YO!
Fuck the fucking world!
HEY HEY!
When will it be enough?
When the last tree is felled
And the last droplet sucked
The last resource used
And the whole world abused

Only when money's all that we can breathe
Only then will we realize
WE'RE ALL FUCKED!