Internet Terrorists
Debut Album - (2017)

1. The Invocation
2. Rockarageous
3. Avocado
4. Zombifier
5. Halfrican Rage
6. Another Prom Song (With Zombies)
7. Yummy, White People
8. Growl of Steel Incarnate
9. Shame You
10. A Feel Good Punk Song
11. Storytime Jam
12. Clown
13. Anti
14. 1200 Lbs of Penis
15. Sharpshooter
16. The Mean Measures of Today
17. Epilogue


[A STRANGE WIND BLOWS]

1. The Invocation

(as vocalized by Thomas Duder, Author of the Things)

Powers of shadow, darkness and light
Within me these things burn and twist
Combine and refract within holy fire
O Chosen Ones, heed this call.

Through my written words and deeds
To this world of order, bring forth the Metal
Angels and Demons bow and take heed
These Forces of Nature I call.

Unstoppable and unconquerable
Your hunger will sunder the world
Chaos and Order, Legion's might
The Majesty of Metal I call

Through Fate's black hand the die has been cast
This world out of balance, destined to fall
Through the gates of Life and Death
Anubis Unit, heed my call.


2. Rockarageous

I walked a mile in his shoes
When I found the rhythm fell in love with the blues

It's not like everyday's always the same
It's just the winds of change are blowing our way

We rocked the Richter Scale to 10.5
Holdin' your body so close to mine
We're ready to roll 'cuz she's ready to go
It's gonna be one helluva horrorshow

IT'S ROCKARAGEOUS!
WE ROCKED FOR AGES!
IT'S ROCKARAGEOUS!
ROCKED HER FOR AGES!!!!

It came together like crazy glue
Breakin' down the floor just to entertain you

And when the fire burned from ceiling to floor
All you ever wanted was to let it burn more

Gettin' to the party and it's on full swing
Cool cats and kittens start to do their thing
Reach for her hand, start to dance real slow
I'm ready to go but she's already NUUUUMB

IT'S ROCKARAGEOUS!
WE ROCKED FOR AGES!
IT'S ROCKARAGEOUS!
ROCKED HER FOR AGES!!!!

IT'S ROCKARAGEOUS-AGEOUS!!
IT'S ROCKARAGEOUS-AGEOUS!!
WE ROCKED FOR AGES!
IT'S ROCKARAGEOUS-AGEOUS!!!!!!!



3. Avocado

AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO!

AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO!

[music break]

[bridge]

[during bridge] MY PRINTER'S RUN OUT OF TONER!

AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO!

[music break]

AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO!

[music break]

[coda]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-YEOW!


4. Zombifier

(LAAAAAA)x3
Laaa-aaaaa, Aaaah-woaaaah...

Well I knew I should have told you girl
But you're killin' me twice dead!
And it is true I have left you blue
And it's killin' you since I've left

Girl I knew somethin' gone wrong
And it's tearin' me apart
I'm simply left here wonderin'
The moment you tore out mah heart!

Oh girl, I should've told you
That I was already dead
Oh girl, I should've told you
That I was already dead

(LAAAAAA)x3
Laaa-aaaaa, Aaaah-woaaaah...

I never should have told you, girl
The day you left me so wrong!
Oh well it was true I never knew you
Only the illusions of you that I saw!

Girl I knew somethin' was wrong
Once you tore me apart
But it's okay
I like it this way
Loved you right from the start...

I never should've told you
You liked to play with the dead
I never should've told you
You like to play with the dead

(LAAAAAA)x3
Oooooooh-woaaaaaah...

(bridge)

Everybody's at the ballroom
Runnin' helter skelter
Runnin' 'round in viscera
Goin' to and fro

Everybody's at the prom
Runnin'' helter skelter
Runnin' 'round in viscera
Runnin' to and fro

(LAAAAAA)x3
Laaa-aaaaa, Aaaah-woaaaah...

Well I knew I should have told you girl
But you're killin' me twice dead!
And it is true I have left you blue
And it's killin' you since I've left

Girl I knew somethin' gone wrong
And it's tearin' me apart
I'm simply left here wonderin'
The moment you tore out mah heart!

Oh girl, I should've told you
That I was already dead
Oh girl, I should've told you
That I was already dead

(LAAAAAA)x3
Laaa-aaaaa, Aaaah-woaaaah...


5. Halfrican Rage

My burning rage knows no race
My twisted wrath fears no creed
The bottom line, oh darlin'
Gonna hafta fill the need

Oh well your baser beliefs
Mean nothing ultimately
The bottom line, oh my lovely
We sow what we reap

A little blood
A little violence
A little massacration

A little fight
A little bleed
Sweeping the nation

A little fight
Is all you need

Ceaseless is my vengeance
Tireless is my wrath
Strength born from violence
Neverending combat

Useless is your patter
The color of the flesh yer in
Useless in this battle
A fight you cannot win

A little blood
A little violence
A little massacration

A little fight
A little bleed
Sweeping the nation

Halfrican Rage
Halfrican Rage
Defenseless against the atrocious

Halfrican Rage
Halfrican Rage
My absolute offense

Halfrican Rage
Halfrican Rage
Ceaseless attacks against the enemy

Halfrican Rage
Halfrican Rage
Destroy all that stands

Against me

(bridge)

A little blood, a little violence
That's all we ever need
The chance to destroy the chance to defend
The natural right to you and me

A little blood, BERSERKERFUCKIN'
That's all we ever really need
To wipe away the flaws of reality
Or fall for the trap in the t.v.

IN YOUR T.V.

To give up all your reason
To accept life as it is
Ya gotta rip and tear, my friend
Ya gotta give it all to win

Live 'til the next morning
Fight and fight and fight again
Drench yourself in conviction
Give it all up just to win

A little blood
A little violence
A little massacration

A little fight
A little bleed
Sweeping the nation

Halfrican Rage
Halfrican Rage
Defenseless against the atrocious

Halfrican Rage
Halfrican Rage
My absolute offense

Halfrican Rage
Halfrican Rage
Ceaseless attacks against the enemy

Halfrican Rage
Halfrican Rage
Destroy all that stands

Against me



6.  Another Prom Song With Zombies

The rings and the chains
and her rotting brains
That's how we love
like lovers
should

Comin' on home on a friday night
I'm feelin'
kinda shaky and my nerves are tight
But you know
In the crypt
In the tomb
Like lovers should

Alone at your tomb I'm waitin' for you
I'm feelin'
kinda wonky and I'm ready to do
What I must
In the grave
In her bed
Like lovers do

('Cuz when your darlings' a zombie
Your best friends a shovel) and a spade
(Creeping and crawling and stalking the night)
Performing atrocities unafraid
Ready to face the day together
Ready to face the day to come
Ready to face the day~!

(bridge)
 
(Creeping and crawling we stalk)

Her bones jangling
Her viscera gleams
(music starts)
That's how we love
Like lovers do

Take her to meet my ol' mom and dad
I'm reelin'
From the blows she delivers to them
And then we
drag 'em home
drag 'em down
Like lovers would

Finishing what she's done unto me
I'm seein'
Her point of view and it's plain to see
And now we
Lay me down
Lay her down
Like lovers do

Like lovers do
Like lovers
Do-do lay me down
lay we down
like lovers do


7. Yummy, White People (Ringtone)

8. Growl of Steel Incarnate

I really like your fucking sweaterrrrrr
I really like the way you fill it out
I just fucked your motherrrrr
I want
I really want your father too

So when you get home
You fucking bitch
You'll get such a surprise
When you open your eyes
Walk through the door
And see the buffet I've
Laid out before
You

You never should have left me (the way you did)
That's why I boned your parents
And I know you'd disbelieve it
So that's why we're in the living room
In your family's pillow pit

Fucking
Squirming

Your mother
Your father
Are mine

Your auntie
Your uncle
Is next

Your whole
Fucking family
Is miiiiiiiine

For every time you lied to me
When you said I love you
A relative of yours
I will defile

Oh, and by the way
I stole your fucking sweater
Now you'll know my

Paaaaaaaiiiiin

The penises that were in you
Are now in the people who made you
The penises that were in you
Are now fucking the people who fucking
MADE YOUUUUUU!!!


9. Shame You

MONSTER
That's what they call me~!
DEMONS
Pain and suffering, wet and tearing

EVIL
the roads to Hell are many!  paved with gold
MONSTER
got to figure out my twisted

Destiny!

Shame of the politicians
Shame that lasts for seven generations
Shame of the family matter
Only for those who dare to ever

(Desire...the power!) x4
(SHAME YOU~!)x2

(bridge)

WICKED
the fate that calls so hollow
WASTED
the lies we're forced to swallow

FIGHTING
fight through the endless dismay
DEATH
the only rewards for the proud and true!

Shame of the mother
Shame of the father
Shame of the world that erred before you

(SHAME YOU~!)x3

(silence)x3

ROCK YOU!
HATE YOU!
KNOW YOU!
LOVE YOU!

IN YOU!
ON YOU!
FOR YOU!

SHAME YO~OOOOOOOOOOOU!


10. A Feel Good Punk Song

You cannot prove that you are real
You can't know just what I feel
You lack definite perspective
Go ahead and define the prescription

It's economical
It's all political
The truth that they try to hide
The shackles are in your mind

You forget your bravery
You forget you're the missing link
Nevermind their messages
Just stayed glued to your televisions

(chorus)

All your favorite tunes
All your favorite shows
Mass produced fashions
Acceptable by the

CORPORATE MEDIA SHIIIIIILLS

All your favorite songs
All your faved beliefs
Mass produced fascism
Acceptable by the

CORPORATE MORAL WATCHDOOOOGS

(bridge)

Disapprove of reality
Plug up your ears and scream
Logic and reason mean nothing
You'd rather be safe in your beliefs

Comfort and safety in your dreams
All is not as what it seems
Vapid attention is what you seek
Your mistakes your children will have to reap

You cannot prove that you are real
You can't know just what I feel
You lack definite perspective
Go ahead and define the prescription

(chorus)

All your favorite tunes
All your favorite shows
Mass produced fashions
Acceptable by the

CORPORATE MEDIA SHIIIIIILLS

All your favorite songs
All your faved beliefs
Mass produced fascism
Acceptable by the

CORPORATE MORAL WATCHDOOOOGS

11. STORYTIME JAM

12. Clown

In the city there
In the spotlight where
There's a goddamned clown
With your number

In the alleyway
In the darkness of
The city full of those
Brightest lights

Light your eyes up like
Christmastime and you
Are finally now prepared to
duck, dip and sway

In the city with
So many nightlights and
There's the flesh that he
oh so craves

(bridge)

In the darkness of
Striking distance you
Will know how to be
His brightest light

In the darkness you
You will find that you
Already know how to
Take a butcher knife

In the alleyway
In the darkness of
The city full of those
Brightest lights

In the city there
In the spotlight where
There's a goddamned clown
With your number



13. Anti

Witness (drum beat)
Witness (drum beat)
Witness (drum beat)
Witness (drum beat)

Discovery
Inside of me
But I try to find
within my own mind
Reasons
Excavating
Moderation is
Was-ted on this
Treasures that
I ought to know
kept away from me
Blinded without
Reason
Tyrants reign today
Awaiting
The new rule to come

They who lay hands on me
try to govern me
I declare thee
Tyrants and usurpers

AND I WILL SEEK
TO
DESTROY YOU ALL
UNTIL I STAND
FREE AGAIN!!!!

(bridge)

Witness!
Bear witness!
Witness!
Bear witness!

Responsibility
Set aside at a whim
Do you hear me?
Are you listening?
This is truth here:
DON'T BELIEVE THEIR LIES!
You're perfectly fine the
way you've always been.
Captivating
audience members
worldwide
They'll tell you how to be
normal perceptions
ethics gone astray
The hand of man
May yet rise up again!

They who lay hands on me
try to govern me
I declare thee
Tyrants and usurpers

AND I WILL SEEK
TO
DESTROY YOU ALL
UNTIL I STAND
FREE AGAIN!!!!


14. 1200 Lbs of Penis

(TWELVE HUNDRED POUNDS
OF
PENIS) x2

Every night I go out to
satisfy my lust
the people all love me
they surround me with their trust

Whipping and slapping
every upturned ass I see
give them a pearl necklace
it means nothing to me

I've used and abused
slaves from Mars to Venus
they come to expect it
I got twelve-hundred pounds of penis!

I hate to think with my dicks
That's not how I like to get my kicks
It feels so right but it looks so wrong
I don't care I just wanna get it on

(chorus)

(TWELVE HUNDRED POUNDS
OF
PENIS)x3

Bridge
(During bridge, this is spoken by J:

I'ts not like it's one huge cock you know, it's actually seven of them.  Seven huge freakin' tentacle genitals!  Genticles!  All of them are for you and our DAAAAAAAAARLING slaves, baby, yeah!  Well all except for the seventh one, that's dirty and for potty time onliy!  What, you want me to do what with my dirty potty genticle?!  Ewwww, no!  Pee time is meeee tiiiiiime!  Oh, okay, just this once!  UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNGH!)


Get a squid in a leglock
and you'll look just like me
Y'know I got Cthulu
hanging down in my pants

I work so hard to
fit in with society
only to discover
the truth will set you free

From the poor to the rich
ask anyone who's seen us
They'll tell you about how
I GOT TWELVE HUNDRED POUNDS OF PENIS!

I hate to think with my dicks
That's not how I like to get my kicks
It feels so right but it looks so wrong
I don't care I just wanna get it on

(chorus)
(TWELVE HUNDRED POUNDS
OF
PENIS)x3

PENIS!
Penonos!
Penorz!
Penises...
PEEEENAAAAAAAUS!



15. Sharpshooter

Oh well aboout nine to five
I didn't know if she was dead or alive
"Hey baby, let's go out and dance
Hey babe, he got you in a trance!"

Oh well I'm 'bo-out to shoot the moon
Didn't care if she was (al)ready alone
"Hey baby, it's 'bout time to dance
But beware, sharpshooter, will shoot you again!"

(transition riff)

We're goin' 'bout ninety-five
I couldn't tell if she was ready alive
"Hey baby, well don't you know?
Hey babe, we're in a horrorshow..."

Now we're goin' straight off the top
Off the road and now we're startin' to drop
"Hey baby, let's do it again
But beware, sharpshooter, gets you in the end."

(chorus)

Oh well I can't help ya
You'll try it again
But beware
Sharpshooter
Will shoot ya again

You can try to fake it
And I understand
But beware
Sharpshooter
Will shoot ya again

(bridge)

Goin' 'ro-ound that nine to five
Well, I forgot if she was dead or alive
"Hey baby, I'm sorry to say
Hey babe, I got you all the way."

And now I'm 'bout to shoot that loon
Even though it's walkin' to my doom
"Hey baby, it's 'bout time to dance
But beware, sharpshooter, will get ya again"

Well I can't take it
I just can't dance
But beware
Sharpshooter
Will get you again

Well you can't fake it
You don't understand
But beware
Sharpshooter
Will shoot ya again

Well I can't help it
IT'S IN MY GLANDS
But beware
Sharpshooter
Gets you in the end



16. The Mean Measures of Today

There is money in chaos
There is money in religion
There is money in race
There is money in division

The protest songs of yesterday
Are now the top 40's of today
There is money in suffering
There is money in lies

(transition beat)

HEY YO!
Fuck the world of today!
HEY YO!
Get it quick while you can!
HEY HEY!
Fuck the world of today
The trees don't mean shit
But the cash they can portray

There is money in violence
There is money thanks to the media
There is money to be made
There is money thanks to the corporate contracts

All the protesters of yesterday
Are now the leaders of today
Traipse down, hand in hand
Selling out for their fellow man

There is money in the white house
There's money thanks to the corporate sponsors
There is money in the GOP
There is money for the free

(transition beat)

HEY YO!
Fuck the world of today!
HEY YO!
Kristallnacht comin' our way!
HEY HEY!
Fuck the world of today
Who needs free water when it's bottled
And shipped away?
HEY YO!
Fuck the world of today!
HEY YO!
It's how the media portrays!
HEY HEY!
Your life doesn't matter
Save the money that you generate
And the choices that you make

There is money for you and me
Only when it's 'tween you and me
There is money for everyone
Hoarded thanks to the greed of the few

We are trapped in a cycle
Full of viciousness and despair
When - will there be a way out?
WHEN - even the final options are all refused to us.

(transition beat)

HEY YO!
Fuck the world of today!
HEY YO!
It's all shit anyway!
HEY HEY!
Ruined before we're born
HEY YO!
Ruined by those before us

HEY YO!
There's blood in the streets tonight
HEY YO!
Another innocent will die
HEY HEY!
Fuck the world of today
HEY YO!
When we all rationalize

HEY YO!
Fuck the world of today
HEY YO!
Fuck the fucking world!
HEY HEY!
When will it be enough?
When the last tree is felled
And the last droplet sucked
The last resource used
And the whole world abused

Only when money's all that we can breathe
Only then will we realize
WE'RE ALL FUCKED!

17. Epilogue

THE REGURGITATOR: DEVOURER OF WORLDS AND EATER OF SOULS
No Gods, No Masters!

ANDYCONDA: KING OF THE REPTILES AND LORD OF THE SNAKES
Vengeance is MINE!

CERBERUS: GUARDIAN AT THE GATES
I put my faith in Metal!

JDW: CONQUEROR OF HELL AND PRELATE OF HEAVEN
Anubis Unit, it's SHOWTIME!!!!

[SOUNDS OF THE WINNERBAGO REVVING UP AND DRIVING OFF IN THE DISTANCE]
[A STRANGE WIND BLOWS]